Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

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Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

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A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

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What do Jews, Muslims and Blacks have in common? They are all valuable members of the community and should be treated no differently from anyone else

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Why do all black people look the same? They don't you're just racist.

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Fiats

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A very rich man had a daughter whom all of the men in town wanted to marry her for wealth. Except there was one man who wanted to marry her due to his love for her. The father let his daughter marry whomever she wanted from all of the men in town, and she chose a man named Wilson Fremblington who wanted to marry her for wealth, because he was physically fit and overall a friendly man.

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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why was the boy running? because his skin was burning off

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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You know what sucks? Yes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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There were 4 black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff. The sad thing was it was a nice car.

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, And I'm color blind, So I don't give a shit

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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What was the comment at the bottom of this anti joke? come up with a better anti joke

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What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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