What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

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A man walks into a bar, and has to go to the hospital because he broke his nose.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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What's worse than finding a Holocaust in your apple? The worm

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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What did the deaf person say to the comedian? ... ... ... ... I'm sorry, did you say something?

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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When I eat Mi Familia Mexica food, it burns when I go to the bathroom. Is that bad?

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Roses are red violets are blue I would test our new water bed so be carefull with your helled shoe!

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

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Q: What did the dumb blonde say when she opened a box of Cheerios? A: Look! Donut seeds!

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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You're mother is so fat the doctors say she has a serious obesity problem and will most likely have to go on cholesterol pills and begin regulating her diet properly.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What did one German man say to the other? Wo ist das Badezimmer?

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Multiple Personalities So do I Me to Don't forget about me!

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