A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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why did the little girl fall out of the tree? She didnt have any arms

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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What did Little Jojo get for Hanukah? Nothing he is Muslim.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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Why is limety snicket a kike pussy? cuz will ferrell shit in his asshole

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You can buy me a rose, and if I love roses, that rose would make me happy, you can buy me a large house by the ocean, but if I do not like big empty spaces and dislike the sea, it would make me sad. I am no longer sure what would make me happy, so no.

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fruit salad?

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What did the black kid get for his birthday? Yo bike!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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What do you call 10 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call 1000 black people on the moon? A problem What do you call the population of black people on the moon? A huge problem

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Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

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What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible for his school's football tryouts. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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I like toast -my name is Bob and I approve of this message

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A fat man and his dog walk into a bar...the man buys a beer and walks out

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What do you call an Arab on a plane? A passenger, you racist!

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What do you call Americas first black president? A change.

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