- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Knock knock Who's there Your son and his vagina.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

Michael Castillo is gay

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

there are two kinds of people in this world: those who like anit jokes and those who don't

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