knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

we all know sammi has a penis

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

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