So two clowns walk into a bar... . . . . . . . . . . They died

What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

This is a joke

Roses are grey Violets are grey Everything is grey I am a dog

what do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A: a piolt

Hey youknow what's funny???? Jokes

A Muslim walks into a bar. BOOM

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

I have a sandwich and chips for lunch! But instead of a sandwich I have macaroni, and instead of chips I have no friends.

what's green and has wheels? grass, i lied about the wheels.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

i am an inbred jew who likes penis up my bum ~Nathan Barras

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting ran over by a truck.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A fossil.

A black man trips and falls down. You help him up and ask him if he needs any help. After a brief friendly talk you both continue on your separate ways.

What was the last thing the clown said to his wife before she died? Rebecca, just stay with me, the ambulance is almost here.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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