Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

When life gives you oranges, hit kidswith 'em.

we all know sammi has a penis

She said no

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

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Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

hey guys what's up?

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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