- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

What is the difference between a rock and a pencil? Your Mom.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Throw a brick at him.

Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

a blind man walks across a road. he's dead

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

So a seal walks into a club..

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

What kind of parrot can't mimic human voices? One that's just had it's vocal chords illegally harvested and sold on the black market

Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

A Cow Walk's Into A Bar And Say's Drink Please The Bartender Is Then Sent To A Mental Hospital For Talking To A Cow.

Whats the difference between babies and basketballs? You cant unload a truck of basketballs with a pitchfork.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

why did the lesbians shop at modell's? because they thought the store had reasonable prices and considerable discounts

Why did the monkey fall from the tree? It was dead.

A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

A bartender walks into a bar. It's his shift.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

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