- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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we all know sammi has a penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

She said no

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Society has given up on chairs that spin.

Gianni

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Why did the dog cross the road? He saw a fish.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because SEVEN-FIVE!!!

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

hey guys what's up?

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

Steven Yuhasz is so homosexual, he has sexual intercourse with other men and enjoys it. <33

What do you get when you cross an intersection? Possibly a lower leg contussion, ACL tear, breaks in 4 different sections of your arm and lots of brain swelling if you are hit by a car.

A: How much do you love me? B: Count the stars in the sky and you'll know. A: But, it's morning. B: Exactly.

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs. Why couldn't she see? The sun was in her eyes.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

A man burps while sitting at dinner. Everyone suddenly stops eating and stares at him. How does he get out of it? Answer: He says, "Excuse me."

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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