What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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A grasshopper goes into a bar It is stepped on and crushed.

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Why is this an anti-joke? Are you laughing? Exactly.

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roses are red i have a phone nobody texts me forever alonee lol

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your penis tastes like shit.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A mormon *slam*

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Knock Knock Who's there its me... we need to talk go away tod. i told you never to come back here babe, just open the door why? so you can beat me again? i said i was sorry! i just want to see my little girl... well maybe you should of been there for us! babe... i love you you lying son of a bitch... you dont deserve us open the damn door or i will beat it down im calling the cops YOU BETTER NOT BITCH! I WILL BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF YOU! tod... please... get out come here no... NO! get the hell off of me!!!! HELP!! RAPE!! RAPE!!! SHUT UP WHORE (crying) please... please... ...mommy? SARAH! GET OUT OF THE HOUSE! MOMMY LOVES YOU! ooh.. theres my little girl. you miss daddy? GET AWAY FROM HER!!! SHUT UP BITCH! come give daddy a hug what have you done to mommy? what you want some too? SARAH I SAID GET OUT THE HOUSE! GET HELP! ...mommy im scared... (sob) oh your crying? you want something to cry about? OH ILL GIVE YOU SOMETHING TO CRY ABOUT! .... you better get the hell out of here tod.. whoah... babe where did you get a gun GET OUT babe... put the gun down... relax NO YOU RELAX! all these years ive been raising this baby. without you. all by myself. and i dont want you in the picture now. ILL DO WHAT I DAMN WELL PLEASE ill see you in hell... (BANG) (BANG)

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Why is a blonde a door knob... Because everybody gets a turn

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The WNBA

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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I think people who go to see a psychiatrist need their head examining.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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What do you get when you cross a horse and a donkey? a mule

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what's shaped like a tree? a tree

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your mom is so old. she can legally get a senior discount

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Why was the white guy eating himself? He was a autocannibal.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, some dude ran it over.

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The Braves win the N.L. east

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How heavy duty are your nachos? No, because babies simply cannot swallow blenders.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Because he was a fungi.

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why do blonds write TGIF toes go in first

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