How much Cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? A lot!

When life gives you lemons, chuck them at the creepy man across the block.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

What did the Bishop say to the pebble? Wash my car

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Lack of experience.

19th amendment

we all know sammi has a penis

Whats worse than a gay pride parade? Genocide.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period.

Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

whats 2+2? 4

minecraft

Q. what did the gay man say about the smoothie? A. he said "that is soooo good"

Period Blood

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Welcome To Facebook

hey guys what's up?

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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