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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dog say to the Cat? Nothing, Cats and Dogs are of different species and can therefore not understand one another.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

Why do birds fly south in winter? Because its too far to go walking.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree it can hurt you? A pool table.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

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What did the fat girl say to her friend? I'm fat.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The black guy because the Mexicans was recently aressted for a dwi and had his repealed. But lately he has worked towards cleaning his life up. They were actually driving to an AA meeting.

A man met a genie that granted him three wishes. I wish I could fly. The genie gave him a plane ticket. No, I want to really fly for real! The genie put him inside a plane. Okay, I wish I was unable to die then! The genie killed him. Moral: Not every story needs to make a fucking sense.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Im Really Stoned And you have met with a terrible fate haven't you?

Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

Q: What's the difference between a dead baby and a ferrari? A: The dead baby was once alive, while the ferrari couldn't possibly have lived since it's a car and cars are inanimate objects.

What did the colonel say to the soldier before he got into the army tank? Get in.

Not sure, its just a really rare combination, people tell me stuff like "oh they are really bright brown" like hell they are, I mean sorry but the hell they are. I prefer it the way you say it, they are red, really really red, and you do not say it as if I had something to be ashamed off.

Why doesn't Michael J. Fox drive a stick shift? He was raised in an urban area and was only taught to maneuver with vehicles that shifted automatically.

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

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