- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The bartender is institutionalized for paranoid schizophrenia.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

Stephen Walking.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

whats a dick a dick

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 black guys? D-12.

Why did the boy fall out of his high chair? I'm not sure.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

What did the man say to his wife at the funeral. Nothing, he was dead

What do you call a pelican with no wings? A dead pelican

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

Why were Jews discriminated against for thousands of years? They weren't supposed to. Jews are people just like you and me. And for every ignorant person out there that hates Jews, you better watch your back because God is watching you.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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