Q: Why was the duck hands down hilarious? A: It wasn't, ducks don't have hands and with human beings able to be equipped with emotions such as to see an object or living organism as funny, do not view these mammals in a humorous manner.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

i cant think of one.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

a potato flew around my room

I have Alzheimer. What?

a man walks into horse bar

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

Straight men can be bronies.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, "The one whom I kiss is the one you seek. " To which they responded, "Gay. "

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

The cow went moo

Why don't NBA basketball players shake hands after a game like players in NHL hockey...? ...Because it's a tradition in then NHL.

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What just hit my face? The floor

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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