- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

Why did the chicken cross the road? chickens are very unintelligent, and often walk around aimlessly with no purpose.

According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father, prepare to die.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

Q: What is 2 + 2? A: Beastiality

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??