- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lebron James in the 4th quarter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

A Frenchman stays and fights

yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I pushed him????????

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

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