Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

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Q: What is the differenc between a Jew and a boy scout? A: The boy scout comes back from camp.

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Can you get me a stapler,make sure it has staples because if it doesn't..........I won't be a ble to staple anything

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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*Knock Knock *Whos there? *ADD *ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

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Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

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How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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What did the man say to his wife right before they got married? "I do."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's drivers license had been revoked for all of it's DWI's.

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How do you drown a blonde? Tie a cinderblock to her foot and throw her in water.

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I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

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what do you call dominic rolling down a hill?

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Why did the kitchen cross the road?

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Why did the beachball get sad after it was deflated? Beachballs don't have emotions.

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i ate and i ate and i was sick on the floor 8x8=64

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Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

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Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

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Why'd The Chicken Cross The Road? He Crossed The Road To Stand In An Icecream Line , Where A Little Boy Stood Infront Of Him, The Chicken Was Scared To Cross The Road Again To Get To The Other Side Because He Saw The Little Boy Get Hit By A Bus. So The Chicken Decided The Best Thing To Do Was To Sit Under A Tree , Where A Big White Thing Fell On Him , It Was A Fridge, Once The Fridge Hit The Ground Mexicans Ran Out And Then Explained To There Local Chickens What Crossing The Street Can Cause Them. To Be Dead. Moral: Dont Let A Chicken Cross The Road. :)

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was unaware that it could get run over by a motor vehicle.

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A jewish lady is cleaning a house to make some extra money. Its great that she can still find work in this economy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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