Knock knock! Who's there? Hello. We would like to talk about Jesus with you.

you know what they say about men with big feet... damn you got some big feet.

What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

Potassium? K.

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

What is worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts

what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

What is next?

What did the cricket say to the bear when it entered it's den? Nothing,crickets comunicate by rubbing their back legs together to create vibrations and sound,and it cannot be understood by any other animal besides crickets.

What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

How many cows does it take to put in a lightbulb? Well, you see, it depends how many cows it takes to put in a lightbulb.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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