While I was walking home from school one day, James Brown jumped out of a bush and punched me in the face. Then, when I got home, there was a walrus sitting on my couch. He then turned to look at me and said, "Penis". I then immediately farted out blades of grass.

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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Why didn't Billy have legs? Because he's a fish.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a white guy They both have different skin color

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When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

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Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

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According to standard table etiquette what is rude when someone passes you the salt? Jamming a fork in their eye

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Yeah, I assumed so, but I got kinda worried at the same time. Huh... The catchthing says trolololol, no coincidence at all huh? Anyway, take that last comment Nero, I am spent.

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If 32x=8600, find x. ^ | There it is!

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Why did little Timmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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Potassium? K.

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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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A black man, an arabic man, and a hispanic man are all in a car, who is driving? The black man.

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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Why do Eskimos build igloos? Because it is the most practical form of habitation for their climate zone, lifestyle, and availability of materials.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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why dont we just take bikini bottom and push it somewhere else

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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what does the homeless man do when he gets home? nothing, he's homeless

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What happened to Emma? I raped her!

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Anti Joke

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