- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

What's worse than losing $100 at the racetrack? Losing at Russian Roulette

roses are red , violets are blue , sugar is sweet and so are you. the roses are wilting the violets are dead. the sugar bowl is empty and so is your head

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat low calorie foods because she wants to lose weight.

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

How do you make a dentist cry? Rape him in the ass.

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

Why is Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven is a horrible pedophile and has deeply seeded emotional problems

Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Alex Eggbert

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

Why is it as hot as the sun? Because it is the sun

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

motley crew

What's black and blue and red all over? I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

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