What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? One is blonde and one is brunette.

What's red and has two legs? Half a cat!

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Nothing really

What does the scouter say about his power level? It's over 9'000!!!!!!!!

*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

Tom and Phill are eating ice cream Tom challenges Phill to a contest to see who can eat their ice cream in one bite Tom finishes his in two bites Phil in one Then he looks like he got a brain freeze Tom notices and says "You idiot: you got brain freeze!" Phill turns around and says "No, I have a brain tumor."

Q:Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree A: No

A muslim, a jew, and a black man walk into a bar, the bartender asks what they would like to drink, after respnding, paying and receiving their drinks, they sit down to drink them. What a lovely scene of ethnic diversity

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

So, Elvis walks into a bathroom...

hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How many cows say moo? All of them

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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