What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

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Knock Knock! Who's there? What do you mean... we have been having a conversation for a half hour now... that's your name you idiot, Knock Knock!

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Justin Beiber

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I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What kind of a prediction is THAT?

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A horse walked into a bar and the bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse then replied, "Well my wife is dying of cancer, my mother is a drug addict, and my two kids are in the hospital for 3rd degree burns."

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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A man walks by with a bat. A little girl crosses the street. He hits her with it because she is a little shit. A homeless atheist sees and reports it immeaditately to the authorities because it was child abuse.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple finding half a worm in your apple.

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

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why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

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I got a dig bick. You that read wrong, You read that wrong too.

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why?

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What's 4+7 47

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pineapples

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