- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes You should probably get yourself checked.

One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

women's rights

A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

Why'd the second squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was tied to the first one.

Murder me once, shame on you.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

Roses are red Violets are blue The sun is bright.

What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Why did the girl scream? Someone shot her mom

What do u get when u mix a dinosaur and a lesbian? A-lick-alot-a-puss

How many fools does it take to change a light bulb? A lot.

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Whats worse than not coming up with an original anti joke? Nothing.

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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