The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

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My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing!!

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1:Nice comeback. 2: If I wanted my cum back, I would get it off your mom's face

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Q: Have you heard from that guy who dropped a piano on his head? A: No one has, he dropped a piano on his head.

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A blind man walks into a bar... And a table. And a chair.

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Omar the Magnificent is performing a huge magic show at a theater in New York City. His final trick will be to have his assistant saw him in half in front of the sold out crowd. Omar never knew how other magicians perform the trick. The crowd of hundreds watches Omar's assistant brutally murder him onstage and many require mental therapy for years to come.

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Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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A man walks into a bar and walks up to the counter. The bartender looks the man up and down and asks "Can I help you?" "Ya, get this guy off my ass" the duck promptly replies.

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A depressed gay illegal immigrant walks into a bar and the bartender asks why he's sad. The man replies "I'm the most unwanted man in America."

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I am a n1gger.

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What does an eagle and a worm have in common? They both live in the ground. Except the eagle.

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what is cooler than writing an anti joke? killing eveybody who thinks the " my garden is on fire" joke is funny

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

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Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

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What did one llama say to the other llama when they were on vacation? I filled our luggage with orphan meat because i'm building a meat dragon and not just any meat will do.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

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Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

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What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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