- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Whos there Who Yan Who Yan Who Chow Yan Chow

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Busted? What the hell is going on?

Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it does it make a sound? I don't know... Does the deaf woman locked in my basement?

Q: How do you make a cat bark? A: Douse it in gasoline and throw it in a fire.........WOOF!!!!

What do you call a baby who was raped and murdered? Funny

How do you make a baby cry? You punch him him the gut and slap him multiple times.

why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

How many cows say moo? All of them

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

Murder me once, shame on you.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

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