- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

Guy 1: "Hey do you want to hear a joke?" Guy 2: "Sure" Guy 1: "No."

Knock Knock Who's there Nobody is here. This is just a feeble attempt of your subconsious to convince yourself you have someone who cares about you in the least bit to mask the horrible wretched pain of loneliness and suffering that is the enternal damnation of your life.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

Anti-joke.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

What do you get when you cross an orangatang with a grizzly bear? Nothing, they just walk past each other unless the bear eats the shit out of the monkey then feeds it to her cubs

i like tits

Your mom.

Why do people read Bibles? To learn about God.

What did the girl get for her birthday? Older.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

Justin Bieber's Never Say Never 3D came out the other day. I went to see it, and it was a pretty good movie.

how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

How do you scare a blonde? Put the barrel of a gun to the side of her head.

Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

What's brown and sticky? ...A stick.

"why did the chicken cross the road?" "to get to your house" "knock knock" "who's there?" "The chicken"

Chuck Norris doesn't swim... He never learned

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