A coach and a priest walk into a boys and girls club and kick out all the girls.

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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What did the lemon say to the turtle? If you think the lemon said anything, something is wrong with you.

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Whats big, yellow and red? a school bus with a bunch of dead children.

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Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why didn't Helen Keller drive? With all that time she spent learning how to read and write despite being blind and deaf, authoring numerous books, and being a prolific political activist; she simply did not have the substantial time to acquire a driver's license.

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Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

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A man who was clearly tired and worn out enters a bar. The bartender says "Long night, eh?" The man responds "Yes, very. I was with my girlfriend." The bartender says in response "Well I'm sure that was a fun time, if you know what I'm sayin." "No, not really" says the man. Little did the bartender know, the man's girlfriend was a dominatrix.

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What has 8 legs , 6 eyes and 3 mouths ? - A cowboy riding a horse while holding a chicken .

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Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

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A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

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whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

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What do you call a man who is dirty, and is searching through a pile of garbage? A man who threw out his divorce papers.

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Whats the differnce betwwen a Wheelbarrow and a sack of dead babies The wheelbarrow is not in my garage

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Leave her alone...

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What did the black man say to the white man? Nothing. He punched him in the face and stole his iPhone.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

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Did you hear about the man who thought his wife was trying to kill him? He's dead.

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Knock knock who's there? Screw this Screw this who? Im screwing this like ur boyfriend screwed you!

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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