Why wasnt the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled

Why did the mass murderer abandon his killing spree? He found out it was illegal.

The Braves win the N.L. east

Chuck Norris walks into a bank. There is a long line to get to the teller. Chuck Norris waits patiently in line.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

A man walks into a bar. He asked the bartender if he accepts $100 bills. The bartender says "no".

What's the worste part about alzheimer's disease? You forgot you have AIDS.

yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

Knock knock Who's there This is the police, open the door. I don't know anybody by that name

I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

fack me!

You smell like shit

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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