american government

1 Jew XD

Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your Bike.

What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

What do you get when you cross North Korea and the boston marathon? BOMBS! :(

I'm a like whore

i tped this with my toiung. now i hve germs

What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

What's the difference between a live baby and a dead baby? A dead baby doesn't cry.

YOLO.

How to you kill two birds with one stone? You use a precision hunting rifle to mortally wound two flying birds, then put them on a platform and break their skulls with one rock. Separately.

A pig, a chicken, and a cow are born on 3 separate barns. They are raised by old men who subside off the grains of the field. When the animals mature, the farmers will butcher the pig, slaughter the chicken, and gut the cow. The farmer who raised the chicken may enjoy a few eggs first but the animals will all die eventually. Either of natural causes or more likely being butchered for profit. Cows make milk.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman...

why is red the first color in the rainbow? I don't know go ask a scientist.

What's the difference between a cake and Jews? A cake comes out of the oven.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

why is the name Brian so funny BECAUSE IT IS!

When life gives you lemons make lemonade, when life gives you apples make apple juice, when life gives you cranberries make cranberrie juice and then when live gives you mangos, Eat them :)

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