- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

Give this a thumbs up cuz mi spelin is baad

No, luke. I am your father. damnit

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the girl commit suicide? She has been abused severely for seven years by her pet kangaroo.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why was the little boy so bad at the piano? It was his first time playing it.

A grasshopper hops into a bar and orders a drink. "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" exclaims the bartender. "You have a Melanoplus Differentialis?" asks the grasshopper. "Yes."

knock! knock! whos there? doctor doctor who? no Doctor Brown, you have cancer

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What did the mexican get for his brthday? A potatoe

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

Do you know what is worse than getting kicked downstairs? Getting kicked upstairs because then you could fall downstairs and break your skull.

How many people with Alzheimers does it take to change a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

I took your mother out to a fine seafood dinner. I never called her again.

What do you call a black man who goes to college? A scholar.

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