- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

A black man walks into a bank with a gun......he is a 25-year veteran SWAT team officer attempting to arrest two armed robbers that have 5 old ladies hostage.

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? By his name, which could be John, considering the popularity of said name.

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

Girls Basketball.

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

A thin man walks into a Grocery Store. He trips, hits his head and is killed instantly. There are several children present and they are scarred for life.

Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

Knock knock Get off my porch.

You know what really grinds my gears? Shifting into "park" before my car's fully stopped.

What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

Why did George ride his bike to the park? Due to the down economy his parents were forced to sell his bike in order to pay their bills.

What's wrong with woman Everything

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

whats woorse then being stupid? kaelynn... aka big head

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

When life gives you lemons, you realise that life isn't a physical object and therefore you have problems. Have a nice day.

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