- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats the difference between a watermelon and a infants head? A: One is fun to beat a with a hammer, and the other is the infants head.

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Geography Teacher: Bill, British Columbia agreed to join confederation when the government of Canada agreed to do what? Bill: To build a bridge to where my father is who is divorced with my mom.tear Geography Teacher: Is that really nesscary Bill? You have a detention.

Q:What's worse then Finding A Worm in Your apple? A: Realizing how empty your life is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

What's black, white, and red all over? A murdered interracial couple.

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

What's yellow and smells like piss? Urine.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

a guy takes viatamins thinking they would help him be healthy he choked and then he died from choking on a jolly rancher

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: Grabs shotgun " I've had with that damn term"

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What's faster than a black man running with your tv His brother with your XBOX

Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

Whyd the girl fall of her bike? She rode over a curb

how do you keep a blonde busy for 7 to 8 hours. you give her m&m's and tell her to spell a word.

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Why does the sultan of Turkey wear red suspenders? So that his pants wouldn't fall down.

Little Johnny asks his teacher "What's 23 times 3?" She yelled, "Be quiet, Johnny, and grow up!"

Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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