- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

who's that hot blonde at the disco? your mother.

What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

Person 1: Eric is in the hospital! I think it was those depression pills. Person 2: What did he overdose? Person 3: No he just took to much.

What's the difference between an elephant and a toaster. A lot of things.

What starts with F and ends with Uck? F U C K

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

Why was the baby ant confused? Because his uncles were ants

Shotest joke ever... Your dick.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

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JLo made a song about my diick- "On the Floor"

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Did you hear about the deer? He had antlers. If antlers where a kind of disease, that would be a pun.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

so there was two ducks in a bathtub. one duck says to the other duck, "hey, can you pass me the soap? the other duck says no.

A man sees a clown, a robot, and a monkey walking down the street side by side. The man ponders the randomness of life.

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