I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

How much moss must a Moschops chop if a Moschops must chop moss?

A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

jack shine and keiran = nate robinson

Whats the difference between ice cream and dead babies? I'm not eating ice cream right now.

What's 1+1? Window! Just kidding it's 2.

What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it was hit by a truck.

fack me!

You smell like shit

Sidney Crosby comes face-to-face with Alex Ovechkin. The Penguins were playing the Capitals.

Suzie hates cancer, Her granny got killed by a driver that suffered from it

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Dislike this

Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

What do you get when you cross a Kangaroo with a sheep? A: That would be impossible for it is impossible to breed a kangaroo and a sheep due to their difference in genetic material and number of chromosomes

Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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