I dumped this chick who was cross eyed. I thought she was seeing other people.

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Goku: KAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE Freezebox: HOLY SHI... Narrator: Will Goku ever finish his attack? Will Freezebox stand there like a fucking bitch afraid for the next 48 damn epiodes rather than take a step to the side? Will the "Zee" fighters ever do anything else but comment the trucking obvious and stop aborting the show with their sweat? Find out in the next episode of... Moral: DRAGONBULL ZHIT!

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A blonde and a brunette are out for drinks. The brunette goes home early as she has to be up the next day.

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Why couldn't little Sarah smell the roses? Her face was mauled by a grizzly bear

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Why did Janelle fail her math test? Because she didn't study.

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Knock knock Get off my porch.

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What did the rabbi say to the priest? I respect your religion but have faith in judiasm.

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How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

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Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It was rated PG-13.

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How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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? I hate niiggers ?

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What do you get when you cross an l with a line? A t.

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What do you say to a man who just gave you a million dollars. thank you

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He orders whiskey. An American enters the same bar. He orders a beer. A blonde Frenchwoman enters the same bar. She says "Gimme whatever the Irisman ordered! Double it! He's cool!" She started talking to the American

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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God is real

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Soccer...

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What's harder than a rock? The dead baby in my freezer.

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I love watching pom Get your minds out of the gutter

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Joe Alfon walkes into hell, The devil say: " hi" And joe burns to death

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Why do most married men die before their wives? Men have on average a shorter life expectancy than women.

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obama

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