The term "shots fired" often reminds me of the time a couple of buddies had a drinking contest and I shoved a lit cigarette down the loser's throat

What's worse than 10 babies in one trash can? One baby in 10 trash cans.

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one's a watermelon.

wuts the diference between a black guy and arab? black guy kills whitye guy arab lijkes black guy (no jews or **** thou)

Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock.. Whose there? Not Sara

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, your wife and kids die.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The Pilot. You racist bastard.

Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

What do you call a black man speeding away in a Ferrari. A wealthy man who is late for work.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

Q. Why did the rooster switch on the TV? A. Just for some hentertainment!

What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? 2 weeks to live...

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Yo momma so fat, people snicker as they walk past her, quietly laughing at a women obviously struggling with obesity. They then proceed to stop laughing, as they realize that their mother died from diabetes. They then proceed to move on with their day.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

we all know sammi has a penis

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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