if a fat man in a red suit puts you in a bag at night. its not santa your getting raped

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Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

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I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

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What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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thumbs up!

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Busted? What the hell is going on?

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Man 1: Nock-nock Man 2: Please leave my place of residence

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How did the Joker get away? Because the Batmobile lost a wheel.

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A farmer had a horse that he rode frequently. He would talk to the horse and tell it it was his closest companion. One day the farmer noticed that the horse was walking funny. So he shot it.

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Why was the bear rushing home after work? Because he was late for dinner.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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A baby tastes grapefruit juice for the first time. She is allergic and immediately begins convulsing and dies.

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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What did the Priest say to the Rabbi? Nothing. The Priest was mute and the Rabbi was deaf.

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If Jimmy has 50 pieces of candy and eats 40 of them, what does he have now? Jimmy has diabetes.

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Two cannibals were eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?!" ...Two days later, both of the cannibals became very ill with food poisoning. Always ensure meat is cooked thoroughly before eating.

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What did the boy who got picked on everyday do? He took the bullies advice and killed himself.

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Roses are red pickel are green i split you legs whats in between

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Your mother is SO wealthy, that she should help stop the poor children in Africa from starving by donating some spare change to the Let's-Help-Stop-The-Poor-Little-African-Children-From-Starving donation center. -not a real place!!!!!

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Anti Joke

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