- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

elliot forsythe is a paedo

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia Roses are red

Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

Knock Knock Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

What do you call a black person driving a plane? A pilot, because you dont want to call him anything racist i mean he is driving you up 25,000 ft in the air and the last thing you want is for him to get mad and decide to do something rational, God, you racists.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

What did the orphan get on his birthday? Cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Muffins can't speak therefor it said nothing.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

When life throws you lemons what should you do? Take cover.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He did not have a proper grip on it.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a registered sex offender.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

why?

My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son of a B**ch.

Mirror mirror on the wall. Why can't I see?

knock knock who's there no one

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