Roses are red violets are blue my d*** is bigger than you.

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Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

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Why do all the Republicans hate Obama? He's a Democrat.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's being held hostage against her will.

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Why did the bones cross the road? They didn't, the dogs ate them.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had died.

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Why was the blonde crying? She had just been raped by a 10-foot praying mantis.

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roses are red violets are blue you know what? im sick and tired of this joke.

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

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Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

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Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

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Knock knock. Who's there? Shut up.

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If u wanna get high, smoke weed

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how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

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Three bars walk into a Jew.

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Your mum is so overweight, she is at risk of heart disease, I highly recommend she visits her GP.

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What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

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fkda

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why was little bobby sad? he accidentally super-glued Jupiter to his forehead.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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FAP

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