- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

Why was the ghost boy sad? He was attending his own funeral.

A man on crutches walked across the road. Suddenly he fell and sprained his foot. He was pleased that he was carrying crutches.

if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

What's red and hurts you? A brick.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

A man walks into a doctors and says 'Doctor, Doctor, I have a bad stomach ache' Upon hearing this, the doctor writes the man a prescription for medication and wishes him a swift recovery.

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Knock, knock. Whose there? Tits. Tits, who? SUCK EM'!

Who would win in a fight between a polar bear and a tiger? Considering that they live in different habitats, the chances are very unlikely that they would ever interact.

What do you call something that has two legs, arms and is bloody all over? My ex's new boyfriend.

You're Adopted.

what is the vent wound on the ladies that can never heal???

Hello

"How come dinosaurs don't talk?" " I don't know. Why?" " Because they're dead."

why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it was hit and killed by a vehicle, much like all animals that try and cross roads. created by KA

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Nock Nock. Whose there? The chicken.

Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

Once upon a time, I farted They believe this now as the "Big Bang"

An asian loses to you in starcraft..

What do nappies and politicians have in common? Not a lot, although President Roosevelt suffered from incontinence due to polio as a child.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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