Why did the bus crash? The driver was a tomato.

Your mother is a very respectable woman.

A boy asks his father how babies are made. The father responds, "Babies are created via coital sex. A man rhythmically inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina until he ejaculates. If his semen successfully fertilizes her egg, a baby will slowly grow in her uterus. After roughly forty weeks of gestation, the baby will be born."

why?

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

What do you call a black man climbing a mountain. A mountain climber.

Q: What happened to the 16 year old pregnant black woman? A: She gave birth to a baby in 9 months.

Q: what do you call obama A:a dumbass

Why was little Timmy an orphan? His family were slaughtered when he was three.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What is funnier then 25 9/11

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

Shit!

how did the tree fall on the woman? it didnt, trees dont grow in kitchens

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

a ginger has a soul

how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody zebra.

thumbs up!

I had a great joke to tell you. I didn't want people stealing my ideas so I didn't write it. Haha

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Gauss what ur mama said last night nothing i found her dead

What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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