When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why wasn't the black woman allowed on the bus? It was rush hour and the bus was full.

What starts with a P and ends with a O-R-N? Popcorn

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

Bill:Ask me to do something. Bob:Go get me a beer Bill:Would you like fries with that?

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

whats your name? bumder:)

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

Oh no! My life is ruined!

What's green , has 4 legs and if it fell out of tree on you , would hurt you ? A Pool table

Steven hawking walks into a bar. a.w j.p

Why was the women's basketball player laughed at. The slippery floor caused her to stumble and fall.

If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Roses are red, Violets are blue. My mom went to the doctor and found out she has cancer, so when she told me, I was eccentric. That tree is green.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Chickens like to wander around.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

PUDDING

Why i didn't bought the "Anti Joke The Book".. Because the joke in it aren't funny..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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