milly, milly, milly, cat

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A man walks into a man walks into a man walks into a man.

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yo mama so fat that when she jumped on her tempurpedic mattress the wine did spill

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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What do you call it when a black man and a japanese woman get married? A wedding.

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What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

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What's the most racist thing ever... Manhattan

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roses are red violets are blue my cat died and i have alsheimers who are you

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whats the difference between madalin mcan and batman...batman returns. not really madalin mcan gets rape fucked by many differnt men at the same time whilst she squeels for help

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? A Boy Scout comes home from camp.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What do you do when you have 2 eggs, but only want to use 1? I don't know. I guess you could just use 1 of them and save the other for another time?

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing, he was homeless

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If your uncle helped you off An horse, would you help your uncle jack off an horse?

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Why did the boy cross the road He didnt he got hit by a car

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what do you sit on, poop on, and sleep on? a bed, a toilet, and a chair

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why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

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So, a guy sees a guy, and asks that guy if he's seen a guy who knew this guy who saw this guy who killed this guy, who knew a guy who is Barack Obama's best friend. Oh wait, Barack Obama doesn't have any friends.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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A white man and a black man enter a public toilet. They both start to pee, and the white man looks over to the black man. He is dissappointed to find that the blackman's penis is not large according to stereotype, and then feels embaraased at his latent homosexuality. They both leave, never seeing eachother again. The white man cries himself to sleep that night. 'I've been hiding too long' he thinks.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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