A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

Yo Momma is so fat that she is heavier than most other women her age

Knock knock Get off my porch.

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Knock Knock Who's there? ImBrewn

Pee Pee bleekkka klup look? fupapapapapapapapap

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 42

u know y blondes and tornadoes r so alike? first theres a lot of blowing and sucking, and then u lose ur house!

Roses are red, Violets are blue this poem sucks, GET OVER IT -brett

how do you find will smith in the snow? with rescue dogs

What is the difference between a pizza and a Black guy? A pizza can serve a family of four.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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