A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

What's the difference between a duck?

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

Why did the bus driver get arrested? Because he hijacked the bus.

whats worse than finding the holocaust on your forehead? a mono brow

What is Megan Fox's middle name? Denise

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Why did the cat cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

knock knock Come in!!!

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? Ask the starving African.

If your South American in the kitchen, what are you in the bathroom? European ( your a pee an)

Q: What do you call a black hitchhiker? A: A hitchhiker

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Why Are Parking Lines White? - So You Can See Them..

Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did the elephant cross the road? It was the chickens day off. haha its funny

knock knock Labrinth come in

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