A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? gang rape

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A snake walks into a bar

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Wade's the father

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Two men and a woman jump out of a plane. They forgot their parachutes and all died.

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whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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What's worse than having AIDS. Being Black.

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

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A man walked on the street where he saw an other man. The two men said: "Hi!" to each other and walked together down the road. Then one of the men got ran over by a car. The other man said: "ROFL".

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What is the difference between a bucket of shit and a Jew? The Bucket.

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Why did Sally get hit with a fridge? Because someone threw a fridge at Sally Why would someone throw a fridge at her? Because Sally has no arms

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What did the blind lawyer say to the doctor? We're both lawyers!

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Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems Nice tits

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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What is pretty, has big tits, talks like a guy, and has a dick? Your mom giving me a handjob.

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A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

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Why did the child get hit by a bus? He was blind.

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A woman fell victim to nasty car accident. Her injuries were very grave. The doctors warned her family that she had two hours to live. She died two hours later.

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What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

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