What did the gun say to the pencil? Draw

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 ate a dude's face.

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Why did the kid kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

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What's brown, dirty, and smells like feces? Feces

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A fat guy eats a twinkie.

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What's green and has wheels? A green car.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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What can you never have for dinner? Breakfast and lunch

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Your Mamas So Fat That When She Jumped Into The Ocean All The Whales Swam Around And Started Sinqinq (We Are Family Even Though Your Fatter Than Me.)xD

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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A man walks into a bar. The ceiling was ringed with dozens of TV’s, much like your average sports bar. Unlike your average sports bar however, the TV’s were not featuring athletic competition. That is unless you consider vigorous and explicit gay sex between men hung like Tijuana mules to be a sport.

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What do you call a loser on a game? A Dirty Hacker

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what do a fish and wood have in common? when they're dead, they float

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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What's really weird? It's you Greg!

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What's red and has a mask ? Blood, I lied about the mask.

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your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

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What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a white man flying a plane? A pilot. What do you call an Arab man flying a plane? Also a pilot.

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Why did the Afircan child die? He had AIDS.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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