- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

whats dead and gone your nanas cat

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

How dead people are in a graveyard? All of them

What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

Why wouldn't you want OJ Simpson babysitting your kids? Why? He's in jail and he wouldn't be available when you needed him

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

How do you scare Chris Ferguson? No one knows, he always has a pokerface on.

i did your mom......a favor. by making you......... a sandwhich. i rubbed her pussy.........cat. she saw my dick.........tionary. I slapped her ass...........what i did.

Your mother is so fat that when she went to the doctor he recommend she lose weight or risk high blood pressure and heart attack

What do a Jew and a Vegan have in common? They both won't eat pork products.

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A 21 year old man walks into a bar with a vase of 12 roses. 57 years later he died after a lengthy battle with colon cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it hit a poll and died of brain damage the next day

If i could rearrange the alphabet I wouldn't put U and I together. I'd put my dick in your mouth.

Q: Why cant dinosaurs talk A: Because they are dead.

Q:If an apple and an orange had a politicial debate, what would it concern? A:Nothing important.

How did Elmo get his show? Because the kids loved his furry ass and hoped to be on with dorthy

If you give a homeless man a fish he eats for the night, if you teach him to fish then he probably won't be able to feed himself anyway, he is too poor to afford a pole.

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