- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

A man walks to a bar. The door was locked and had a closed sign so he walks away and goes home.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

Why was the black man put in jail? Because he escaped.

what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says, "I'll have some H20" and the second one says, "I'll have some H20 too." The second scientist dies after drinking hydrogen peroxide.

Yo mama so stupid She took in part of an experiment and was indeed proclaimed stupid.

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

Are u that bald or is your neck blowing bubbles.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

it depressed me to be diagnosed with depression

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

Why did the Jew wear a beanie while playing soccer? Because he shaved his head

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Why can't Billy ride a bike? Because he's a fish

If you like this song so much why don't you marry it? Because a divorce would be tough on the kids

The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

What did the white man say to the black man? Hello

If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Digress

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house! Nock. Nock. Whos there? The Chicken?

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