- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

How do you know when you're on a Jewish golf course? The players don't yell 'FORE' they yell '$3.99!' @Obsequiously

Knock Knock Who's there? ... No one, you have Schizophrenia

Why can't the cheetah run fast anymore? Because it died in a forest fire.

What do you call a dog that's having a stroke? An emergency animal hospital.

There was a man workin at the supermarket, when a cow with a hat entered. He realized that it couldn't be really happening and had to be a dream. Effectively: he was dreaming. Actually, he was in jail, and his execution was scheduled for that day.

mom:why oh why are you such an idiotic nuisance? bobby:THATS HOW YOU WANTED ME BORN!!REMEMBER?you asked the doctor to put something in me to make me so stupid i wouldnt remember WHO gave birth to me!!

What did the kid with no arms and no legs go for christmas? Cancer

What did the hat say to the other hat? Nothing, because hats don't talk, stupid.

What did the whale say when he ran into a wall? - Oh Shit

Why did the black man cross the road? He had a job interview precisely 10 minutes after this event occurred.

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

Womens rights

A white man walking dpwn the street finds a brief-case with a timer on it. A young muslim man says he dropped it. The white man then asked "What's the timer for"? The young man said, "Nothing really, just helps keep the time." They both went their separate ways.

whats long and hard on a black man? his femur.

I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

What happened when Aladdin rubbed his lamp? It got slightly cleaner.

What has 2 brown legs and 2 gray legs? An elephant with diarrhea.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

What's black and twelve inches long? A Maglite.

"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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