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Somewhere over the rainbow.... Is land.

Why was Sally crying because a flock Of seagulls just took a shit in her head

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is blind and death, making her oblivious of her surroundings and would be a danger to fellow commuters. -mac

Why did the baby cry? Because his parents dropped him on his head.

What did the Penis say to the Condom? Nothing. The human organ is not able to talk to another inanimate object, therefore it's impossible.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Want to hear the best joke? Your life :,( i think i hate you?

Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a beer. The bartender stands speechless due to the ridiculousness of the situation -Tag

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whats worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies and their grieving mothers standing over them. thats what.

a duck walks into a bar. he sits by another duck and says duck 1: Quack!! duck 2: I was just about to say that! duck 1: No way! duck 2: Seriously! duck 1: We are so a-like. duck 2: totally!

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

A.how does a penguin change a light bulb? A.the same way all other penguins change a lightbulb

Where did the little girl go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

What is a black guy's favorite hobby? Stamp collecting.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? It was moldy and it was a home of many roaches.

why did the feminist cross the road? To suck my D***

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

DAMMIT MY IPHONE IS IN REPAIR AND I CANT GET THE APP!!!!!!!

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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