What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

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Who keeps knocking on the wall? My neighbors have sex a lot.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Obama is a good president, I beg to differ.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Gestapos.

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Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

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Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

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what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

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I farted!!!!! t'was smelly??????? I LIKE CRABS! #tomato problems

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had alopecia.

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Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

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Justin Bieber walks into a bar. -sensored-

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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yo mama's so fat!!!

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Gotta go Mark Gotta go Mark MARK MARKMARKMARK! Moving at the speed of mark I'm the quickest mark around Got ourselves a mark Start getting a new mark Without any mark On top of mark! Go- Go- Go- Don't mark Don't mark Just markmarkmarkmark! mark, he's on the run mark, he's number one mark, he's coming next so watch out for mark X! Gotta go mark, gotta go mark mark mark markmarkmark Go go go go go go go go go! marrrrrkkk X!!

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What do Tiger Woods and Charlie Sheen have in common? They are both celebrities.

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Roses are red violets are blue i got two fingers just for you/by kw

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It was hit by an oncoming motorist in a busy intersection.

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wots brown and smells like shite shite

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

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Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A: Because he had brain cancer.

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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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