why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

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A Muslim walks into a bomb shop. Unfortunately for the bomb shop owner, the Muslim was a police officer. He proceeded to arrest the owner and the employees of the store, as it turned out that the selling of these particular explosive devices were illegal. They ended up in jail, and justice was served.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't want to.

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THE GAME

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Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

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Two muslims walk into the bar, Everybody continues with their daily lives. One should not be judged by their race or religion as all humans on earth are as equal as one another and should be treated the same way..... And then the building blew up.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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Q: what do you call a muslim driving a plane? I don't know A: 9/11

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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How do you kill two birds with one stone. You don't its not humanly possible because birds cannot be killed with rocks.

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Q. Why did the middle-aged man need glasses? A. The man's father had poor eyesight and therefore could not see well without the help of glasses.

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knock knock Labrinth come in

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

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Why did the lizard cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Whats brown and smells like poo?? Poo

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If an atom bomb falls in a town, does it make a sound? Not to most people, as they would be killed in a massive catastrophe that will be etched into their ancestors minds for years to come, not to mention radiation poisoning and deformation.

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how many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb? usually one but depending on the severity of the patients' case the lightbulb will be changed by a person who is willing to offer their assistance as to prevent any form of accident taking place.

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*Knock Knock* Who's there? Abbott! Abbott who? Abbott time you answered the door! The door was never answered because they did not know the person at the door.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They have difficulty understanding each other.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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Knock Knock Who's there? UPS UPS who? UPS, your package is here.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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