- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy go to the doctor? He had just been hit by a semi truck and his legs were severed. He died later that night.

A blonde and a brunette are stuck on a desert island, they later died of starvation.

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

Can you guess the following words? Boos sx orn gy cut btch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

Why did Silly Billy throw a clock out the window? Because he was stupid.

Why did the gecko cross the road.... Because he saw great deals on car insurance!!!

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sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What is not a crocodile? The teenage mutant ninja turtles

What's funnier than poop? More poop

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

Yo mama is so fat, she eats three times the normal amount of calories one should eat in a single day. This resulted in her early demise, to which you mourned for numerous months before accepting the fact that she was gone.

Why cant you find your handle? Because YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

Rabid squirrels attacked Blake's face as winged pickles perched on Phoebe's hair.

A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

What did the 4 year old black kid ask his father for Christmas? A yo-yo. nah im just kidding he doesnt know who his father is.

Q:Why couldn't the baby walk down the hall way? A: It had a javelin stuck in its head.

how do you kill a blonde? hit her in the back repeatedly with a crowbar

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