Bob: why didthe chicken cross the road? Tom: why? Bob: to get to your house Knock knock Tom: whos their Bob: the chicken

What's the difference between a table lamb? A fishing pole, automobiles are very useful

What happened when the Mexican man contracted the muscles of his large bowel after a large meal? Shit made its way to his anus

yo mama's so fat!!!

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, you racist.

What did my dad say when i knocked over the christmas tree? nothing, my father is dead

Why was the boy in hospital? He fell off the bus and was run over by many cars.

Dubstep < Music

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms Why did Susie drop her ice cream cone? She got hit by a bus Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere Knock Knock "Whos There?" Not Susie

What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

what did the white man say to the black man with the gun? Nothing he was dead

What time does lunch usually begin on the other side of the world. Noon.

why did the zack fall off his bike because his mum thew a frege at him

Why was the black guy charged for murder? He killed his wife.

A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what's black? a lot of things.

Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

what did the right wing jew say after he was arrested for murder? bt we went through the holocust

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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