- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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take out the f in way. there is no f in way. I see what you did there.

Q: Why don't Jewish cannibals like Germans A: Because it gives them gas

What's worse than finding a fly in your coffee? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Two flies in your coffee.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

knock, knock come in

A 12-year-old boy comes up to the Polish man and says, "I was looking in your bedroom window last night and I saw you and your wife doing it. Nyah, nyah, nyah!" The Pole answers, "You are a very rude, disrespectful, and inappropriate child. Where are your parents?"

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? bullshit!!

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

Stewie: MOM! MOMMY! MOMMY! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! MOMMA! MOMMY! MOM! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! LOIS! Lois: WHAT!!! Stewie: Hi, hehehehehehe. Family Guy -Louis

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a registered six affender.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

whats worse than finding out you have Alzheimer's? Finding out you have Alzheimer's

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

A man dressed in a business suit goes into a doctor's office. He asks the receptionist how much a vasectomy would cost. After a minute of her looking it up on the computer she turns to him and says "The procedure will cost $750." He then thanks her and leaves.

A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

If you looked up stupid in Webster's dictionary, you wouldn't see a picture of yourself, because Webster's dictionary doesn't have pictures.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

How do you call a half deaf duck? HEY DUCK!!!!!!

What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

Why do blondes where pigtails? Because they look nice.

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