- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Why does Deb wear a hat? Because she is actually bald.

bum sex lol

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

What Does the Duck Say? "Got any grapes?"

I am reading the Terms of Service, however I don't fully agree with it's contents.

why did the bird fall out of the tree? Earth's Gravitational pull

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What does a rock become when it falls into the red sea? Wet.

A kangaroo walks into a bar, it is a fairly common occurrence in Australia and normal process is carried out of evacuating the premises and calling animal control to deal with the situation.

why is john so fat years of over eating

whos a tramp and stinks? David Bell

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

FAP

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Knock knock. Whos there? The police, your wife is dead. The police, your wife is dead who? Sir, this isn't a joke.

Why did 12 people die when they went to see The Dark Knight Rises movie premiere? Because they were shot and bled profusely resulting in quick, painful death.

Directions- I would be lost without you. Thank you for always being there for me.

What happened to the starving african kid? He died

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

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