- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

My bologna has a first name It's O-S-C-A-R... My bologna has a second name It's M-A-Y-E-R... Oscar and Mayer were the names of the pig and the cow that were slaughtered and subsequently processed into the bologna I am eating.

wood cant chuck wood

What do you call two black guys having sex with Paris Hilton? N*ggas in Paris

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

pinky ponky went a bit wonky oh no plz dont go or i will rape you untill you know

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

I saw a poor man named rich

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

A black and a mexican jump off a building, What a tragedy...

what did the crippled boy say to the truck driver? "i like cats."

What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

Is this where I type the joke?

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

How do you stop an alcoholic from drinking ? You leave him in the desert for 4 days, eventually he'll die from dehydration .

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??