Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what do you call a 2-foot blue scottishman named max? max

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Your moms face is turning purple. I'm coming for you.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

im the real danny hamilton you stupid asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -6

what is the difference between coke and pepsi? -they are competing soft drinks made by different brands

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why is john so fat years of over eating

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Two blondes get in a taxi. Who's driving? The taxi driver.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Wade's the father

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What's worse than a bee sting? A katon.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

you ever hear the joke about the rabbi, the pope and an elephant? No? well its a good one...

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q.whats the differecne between a bicycle? A. orange,...a vest dont got no sleeves.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Who has downs this joke

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A girl dropped her pencil while sitting next to her bf... She glanced at his phone while he was texting a message that said "I love you"... The girl jumped up and called him every name she could think of and left the room... The message was to his mother! She didn't listen and left him... He killed himself because she left him... She killed herself because he killed himself... Moral of the story: Don't drop you pencil!

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why were there teeth marks in the guys arm? He bit himself

thumb_up thumb_down -8

It was a dark night, I was walking home from the shops in town, The wind was whistling through my damp hair, My spine tingled and i tucked my hands under my stinking pits. I felt like someone was watching me, I walked faster the breath was warm on my kneck i turned around. It was gary glitter he pulled down my pants and gave me the best sucky i ever had. We kissed and i tasted the cheese from my knob. In all garry glitter has a giant knob

thumb_up thumb_down -10

Roses are red voilets are blue,you are gay so fuck you,!

thumb_up thumb_down -10

My name is Harry.

thumb_up thumb_down -10

a black guy a chinese guy a jewish guy and a gay guy are standing on a ledge. they are all ready to jump off and commit suicide. suddenly a basketball falls from the sky. the black guy is like oh shit that my bball. he cant resist, he jumps off the ledge, grabs the ball, spins in mid air, and shoots it through the window that they came out of. then he falls to his death. the other three guys are questioning whether they wanna actually kill themselves when all of a sudden a jiggly dildo flies past. the gay guy sees it, and he needs it in his butthole. he jumps off, grabs the dildo, shoves it in his ass, and falls to his death. the chinese and the jew are the last alive. they decide that they dont want to die and they start crawling back towards the window. then out of nowhere, two quarters and a nickel shoot up from the ground, right in front of them. the jew needs them. he jumps off the ledge and pockets the change. then he falls to his death. the chinese guy is the last one alive. he jumps off and falls to his death.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Roses are red Violets are blue Elephants cant jump Neither can amputees

thumb_up thumb_down -12

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

thumb_up thumb_down -12

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops