- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

what's worse than finding out god isn't real? finding out he is

Are you from Tennessee? Because you smell like crystall meth.

How do you murder a blonde? You drop a bull dozer on her filled with 2 bulls, 100 wasps and a rabbit squirrel.

What did the hooker get for christmas? Herpes

What did the victim say to the rapist? If you're gonna rape me, at least let me go get you a condom

Why did bobby fall of the swing? He had no arms -Knock knock -Who's there? -Bobby -But how? -I knocked with my diick -Oh

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

Women are definitely a full time job.. You should be paid to have them......

Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why doesn't Lebron James have any rings? Cuz he didn't win a championship.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

What's awkward? Your phone going off at a funeral What's more awkward than that? Your ringtone is Highway to Hell

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

Women have the right to vote.

What's funnier than 24? 25

A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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