What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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A black teenage girl wants to get a job, unfortunately she is chained to a fence, beaten, and called a dog.

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2 men shot up a morgue, 16 bodies remain dead

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender says"What do u want?" The ducks replays "EVERY DAY IM SHUFFLING!!!" The bartender slaps the duck in its face and quid his job. The bar has a hard time finding a replacement and his business dies. THE END

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Q: What do you call a black guy with an air plane? A: A pilot you racist bastard!

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Q: What's the deal with air line food? A: An airline meal or in-flight meal is a meal served to passengers on board a commercial airliner. These meals are prepared by airline catering services. The first kitchens preparing meals in-flight were established by United Airlines in 1936. These meals vary widely in quality and quantity across different airline companies and classes of travel. They range from a simple beverage in short-haul economy class to a seven-course gourmet meal in long-haul first class.

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What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

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Why are the British so uptight? I don't think they are.

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What's the difference between a BMW and pile of dead babies? I don't have a BMW in my garage.

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a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

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How many cats get hit by a car per day How ever many cats you can find

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What is Kanye West's main goal in life? To crush the hopes and dreams of singing stars on national television, beginning with Taylor Swift.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

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So a Jew an Asian and a gay guy all walk into a bar... ...I lied. It was an oven.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Why do gay guys like push pops? Because they are a delicious lollipop treat.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, Mitchell ate it before it could do so.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a man? One's tall the other's not

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

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Dude: Hey want to hear a joke? Other dude: What is it? Dude: Joke. Other dude: What? Dude: I don't know. That was a joke ladies an gentleman.

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Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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