- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the white man poor? Because he could not hold a stable job for his wife and kids.

SIMPLE EQUATION: John has 32 chocolate bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

roses are red violets are blue no one likes raisen bran except your mom

i cant think of one.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen Bug? Four in the seats, twenty six in the ash tray, and thirty in the gas chamber.

Straight men can be bronies.

Why did the Mexican go to the food marke To get some food.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food before? No? Well neither have they.

a man walks into horse bar

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and 10 dead babies? I don't keep a Lamborghini I'm my garage

a potato flew around my room

I have Alzheimer. What?

Q: What did the black man say to his Ex wife after she placed a restraining order on him? A: nothing, he was no longer allowed contact with her of any kind and thus could not converse with her

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Two cats were in a bathtub. They both, however, were uneasy the whole time, as it is common sense to know that cats do not like being in water.

what is long and bare? polonaise to the pediatric ward what is short and bald? same polonaise, 3 weeks later

Why did the man bring the computer to the doctor because it had a virus

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

Have you heard the one about the Norwegian? He killed 98 people.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

GOOD AFTERNOON KIND SIR OR MADAM THIS IS THE KUNDALINI EXPRESS MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

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