Did you hear about the blonde that went to college? She got a degree.

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?"

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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pineapples

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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A conversation between friends ( or some what.) Joe: I'm thinking about going out of state for college ... Rick: your mom went to college! Joe: yes she did Rick that's why shes a docker and my families rich.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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Dogs in my home.

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women's rights

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A man is talking nonsense at a wall when another man walks up to him. "Why are you talking at a wall?" "I'm trying to appease the mighty wall god Kaleothayrhonka." "Cool, let me join you!" And they both talk at the wall for hours on end because they are stupid that way.

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Three aliens land in the middle of New York City. There is a huge media story about the first extraterrestrial life to be discovered on Earth.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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What percentage of her brain does Sarah Palin use? 100%. That humans use only 10 or 30% of their brains is a myth.

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Ya know what's sad? You can only submit one dislike on this website.

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Yo' momma is like a hardware store, 25 cents for a screw!

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What do you call a black person at a 7-11? A customer.

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What can't taste with a toung, and it's soul never dies? A shoe

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Ask me if I am a bus. Are you a bus? No.

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And then i said what about breakfast at tiffanies, and then you said i hate that movie.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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knock knock! who's there? a fat salesperson here to deliver your supplements

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Pickup line: Hey do you like flowers? Because you stole my flowers.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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Anti Joke

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