What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Q: whats the fastest way to a woman's heart? A: A knife to the ribs...

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What do u call a short Mexican Nothing that's normal

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How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

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What happens when you feed a Mini-horse a Happy Meal? If it doesn't die choking on the plastic toy included in the meal, It will most likely develop a terminal case of horse diabetes and suffer through a slow painful dying process.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Joe Joe who? Your friend Joe OK come in

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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A black man, a white man and a Mexican are in a car... Who is driving... A police man

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feces

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

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What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

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one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

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How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

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Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

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19th amendment

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Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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