What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

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why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

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What's black and white and red all over? A nazi flag

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say yes will u remember me in a year?yes will u remember me in a month? yes will u remember me in a week?yes will u remember me in a minute?yes will u remember me in a second?yes knock knock whos there u said u will remember me u dick

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you know whats worse then losing your banjo? finding a spleen in it's place

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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A black man is stopped at a red light. He waits for the light to turn green and proceeds forthwith.

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What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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What did the abortion say to the womb? I'm outta here.

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What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

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What's worse than a spider bite? Two spider bites. What's worse than two spider bites? The fact that 1/3 of people get cancer. What's worse than that? Three spider bites.

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Q: What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? A: A pool table

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡¡!!!!!!¡¡¡¡

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.... Take my wife..... .... She is lovely....

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Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS

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What did the Jewish boy get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas

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