- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

alert('hiiii');

Mary had a little lamb... that's what she gets for having intercourse with the farm animals.

What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

What's green and has wheels? PAIN!!! I lied about the green and the wheels.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

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yo mama's so fat her stomach mass weighs more than people who dont have as much fat as her.

Your mama's teeth are so yellow... She should think about scheduling an appointment at a local dentist's office.

What's easier to get than a broke prostitute on the side of the street? Osama Bin Laden.

What kind of jokes to dairy farmers tell? Corny jokes.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, he isn't coming. Posted By: Lram

Why do Asians squint their eyes? They were born like that.

What's the difference between a rabbit and a Rabbi? Rabbits are of the family Leporidea, whereas Rabbi's are Jewish.

Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

Why did the chicken cross the road? Two Girls One Cup

What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why does Owen Wilson have an ugly nose? Because of his refusal to get plastic surgery.

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