Whats black and white and red all over? A multicultural parade where they all are wearing red clothes.

- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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Whats big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a pine tree? A refrigerator

why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

Why did the asian man crash into the stop sign? Because there was a frog stapled to his face.

one day four teenage boys started doing drugs. They jumped off a cliff and died.

Why was the horse sad? Because it seen a Tesco van in the distance.

Where do pimps go when they retire? Idaho.

How do u bring a dead person to life? U dont.

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19th amendment

Person 1: What did the woman say when - Person 2: I know! It doesnt matter, shes a woman

A white rapper. HAHAHAHAHAHA oh ya he was muslim.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

Whats worse than a dead whore? 9/11

Why did the tree stay home from school? Because, trees don't have school.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

A dyslexic canadian walks into an arab

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