How do you feed a mockingbird? Give it some food.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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why do elephants drink so much? to try to forget.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff? Because after twenty long years of monotonous nagging, he finally snapped.

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Hearpin my durp

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If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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There was a peice of lasagna. He knew he tasted great. So he constantly feared for his life.

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Knock knock. Who's there It's Jim O ok come on in

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the cast of the jersey shore

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Knock knock. Nobody answers because the homeowner was out of the house at the time.

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A bear walks into a bar and kills every one

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Why do basketball players wear bibs? They don't.

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Not Steve Jobs

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why couldn't the blonde screw in the light bulb?? - she happened to be autistic

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What is worse than using the toilet and then realising there's no toilet paper? A racially motivated massacre.

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So a seal walks into a club..

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A bear and a rabbit both take a dump in the woods below an old oak tree. They look at each other, smile and nod their heads in acknowledgment of one another. The bear is first to let go of his rather large load and a loud THUMP is heard throughout the woods. Shortly after another and then another. The rabbit looks at the bear for a moment then turns closes his eyes and begins to strain. Finally the sound of what can only be described as a machine gun rattles through the wood. Looking impressed the bear looks over at the rabbit as it pops off its last few pellets. When the rabbit is finished the bear asks "Do you have a problem with the shit sticking to your fur?" The rabbit thinks for a moment then looks at the bear and says "Umm... No, not really." So the bear uses the rabbit to wipe his arse.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? No soap, radio!

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Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

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yuor momma so fat she has type 2 diabetes

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Q: Why did the Mexican jump over the fence? A: He went to go retrieve the ball that was kicked in his neighbor's yard. Afterwords, he continued playing soccer with his friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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