Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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I am a nigger.

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What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern ppoorrnnoo-graphic collections.

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? There are many circumstances that could affect the outcome of the situation. One of them is whether or not the given people have or will soon obtain a ladder. In this case, the lightbulb could take more time than needed to be screwed in and effectively changed. Another key factor in the situation is the number of people. If there are enough people to reach the ceiling without a ladder, the lightbulb could be screwed in sooner or later than asked by the owner of the facility in which the lightbulb socket is installed. Finally, the height of the persons given is a crucial point in this situation. The people may be tall, thus allowing there to be fewer people needed. The people could be short and need a greater number of people than if the people were, perhaps, a bit taller. All in all, I'd say about 1-2.

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What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it can.

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Your momma's so fat, her doctor seriously recommends that she lose weight for the sake of her health and happiness.

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What's black and hangs from tree's? A suicidal black man.

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What do Gay horses eat? Cheese.

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on how much you compress them.

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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why did the chicken cross the road? -----it didnt

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How does Helen Keller do her taxes? Unfortunately, she doesn't. Her friends have strongly encouraged her to proactively contact the IRS to see if she can undergo a repayment plan of some sort and obtain governmental assistance for her future filings.

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A man named Cecil walks into a bar. He then orders a drink.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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A man and a woman are alone, the man holds her down and says I'm going to rape you! The woman replies I'm not into that and leaves unharmed

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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How did the boy die? Because he got molested and raped by a pedophile!

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