How do you make a wall a darker shade of red? You throw the baby harder.

Why did Robert fall off his bike?? Because he was a potato.

What's the difference between a man and a woman? One has a penis, and one has a vagina.

HEy Hey Hey! Lakers are so going to bounce back!

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James: They say attitudes are contagious. Bill: How do you know? James: My whole family caught it and they will all die within 2 weeks.

Justin Bieber having an erection.

^that joke a piece of shit

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

no pen = no studying no studying = bad grades bad grades = no job no job = no money no money = no food no food = death DON'T LOSE YOUR PEN

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

connor sucks

What do you call a gay lion tamer. It depends on their name.

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

Yo mama's so fat that she should probably go on a diet to avoid the risk of getting a cardiovascular disese.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 is a serial killer.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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