A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

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After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

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why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

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The white supremisist woman with anxiety dialed the suicied help hot line. The operator that answered was clearly African-American. She then hung up the phone and continued to call back and try again.

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Three Jews are hiding under the floorboards. One of them makes and noise and they are promptly found by the invading German soldiers. They are all shipped to Aushwitz where two of them are sent directly to the gas chambers where they are killed. The third Jew survives the Holocaust and is eventually liberated by Allied forces. He returns to his country only to find his house burnt to the ground. With no money or food, he starves to death by the side of the road and his body is eaten by various animals.

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Let's not pick mushrooms in heaven.

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Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What's funny about 4 black people going off a cliff in a Cadillac? Nothing. You're adopted

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Why did ned fall out of the tree? Because he was hit by a koala.

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Why was the woman's purse so heavy? Because it had a lot of stuff in it.

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Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? A:Pull the pin and throw it back

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

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What do you call a homosexual in the army? A brave and honorable person who should be applauded for their service to this great nation

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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"Doctor! Doctor! It hurts when I urinate!" "you may have a kidney stone"

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who likes fried chicken? almost everyone because fried chicken is delicious

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Do you ride the bus to school or do you take your lunch?

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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