Why Was Did Jill Cross The Road? She Needed To Get To Work.

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What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

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What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

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my namew is jd

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knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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What's funnier than a dead triceratops? Nothing, nothing at all...in fact this is scary because the triceratops and their other Cretaceous herbivores, have been extinct for over 3.5 trillion years... ........also if you see a dead triceratops, you're probably tripping on LSD.........

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

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Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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Yo momma is so fat, that she is not able to wear the clothes she wore the previous year.

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Why did Harry Potter cast a spell on Chuck Norris' penis? Never mind.

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A black guy walks into a bar... he sits down and has a drink

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Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? They were tossing frisbee and accidentally threw it into their neighbors yard.

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Penis penis poop butt

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Two men are sitting in a pub. One man turns to the other and says: 'Last night I saw lots of strange men coming in and out of your wife's house.' The other man replies: 'Yes, she has become a prostitute to subsidize her drug habit.'

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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