A black man and a white woman walk out of a mall restroom holding hands and sweating. The white woman is arrested on the spot for statutory rape and sent to prison for 10 years. The black man was barely 16 years old.

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What do you get when you cross a third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil? A third edition X-19 TQRFT scooter with a teal-colored pencil on it.

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Betty Whites ALIVE?

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How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

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Why are black people so good at sports? They practice.

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soccor

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There women are stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

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Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

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LMFAO - "WE runnin' through these hoes like Drano?" Is that really what society has sunken to? Is this really what is accepted? Is this what we are jamming into children's moralities? Society is Screwed!

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Man goes fishing.... Catches Fish.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Seven was in a horrible car accident recently and became very disfigured. He didn't tell Six, so the initial shock of seeing him for the first time was quite jarring for Six. Seven has had multiple surgeries since and, once the swelling recedes, he should look much better. It will still hurt for him to chew though.

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Yes. Just Yes.

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what do mexicans enjoy eating? food.

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roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

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roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

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Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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What's worse than sibling rivalry? having no bones

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar.

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How do you kill 1000 Ethiopians? Push 1000 Ethiopians off a cliff

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Penis

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Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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