- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

A man walks into a bar. Ouch

"Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's. "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimer's.

Your moms so poor that when she went to buy a bag of chips, she couldn't buy the bag of chips, because she didn't have enough money to buy the bag of chips

How much carlins does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

Q: What time do you see a Chinese dentist? A: Never because China has a flawed healthcare system due to overpopulation. It is a sad and sobering reality of the plight of the Chinese citizens.

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

What is black, white and red all over? A black, white and red pen.

i love huge wieners.

guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

The only silverware Frank Lampard will be lifting this year is his mums urn.

Why did the mentally handicapped kid fail his math test? Because he didn't study.

what did the police do when they saw an arab running towards a building? Watched him run by because he was probably late for something

Daniel Textor can suck a gooch he's such a F - A - GGGGG!! Let's beat him up at lunch.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Why did the black lady yell? She was being raped.

What has 9 arms and sucks? Def Leppard

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