A deaf, mute clown wearing nothing but a dead cat, a rainbow wig, and his own feces breaks into a couples home on April fools day. Then he murders them both because he is an escaped patient from an asylum for the criminally insane.

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Q:What's worse than stepping on lego? A:Hiroshima.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Man: Guess what! Other man: What? Man: Chicken butt

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Why did the clown chase the boy? The boy was sad and needed cheering up

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Women's rights

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What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Q: whats worse than a Muslim? A: a Jew

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens Rights.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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