Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOUR MOM! Me: -is dead.

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what do u call a long dik gay guy Gay Dickerson

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What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

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What's worse then finding a repeated joke on antijokes? Finding a real joke.

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Womens Rights.

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A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

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A very unskillful basketball team enters a basketball tournament. They had little chance of winning and concluded with a loss.

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Two cowboys are in a kitchen. The first one says, "I feel at Home on the range!" To which the second replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he has never pursued his real dream.

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Roses are red,nuts are brown,skirts go up,pants go down,body to body, skin to skin, when its stiff, stick it in,the longer its in, the stronger it gets,it goes in dry, comes out wet, its comes out dripping and starts to sag Its not what you think its a...Teabag

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What gas station can u make a Kwick trip at? Kwick trip

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Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

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That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

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What do you call a black kid with dead parents? Depressed

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A girl was walking home from school, she had a pizza box in her hands, her mom was waiting for her in the car to take her to T.G.I.F, and then she dropped the pizza box in the middle of the street. In a frantic attemp to get the box, she run out into the middle of the street and got hit by a semi. Her funeral is tomorrow.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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An boy with ADHD walks into a

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well, if the socket were 20 feet in the air, it might take 4 blondes with really good balance. Then again, it might not matter how many blondes there are due to transportation issues. (What if there are no replacement light bulbs in the house, and the nearest store was 10 miles away? It would be ridiculous to expect someone to walk twenty miles to replace a light bulb) In conclusion, I would say that the number of blondes it takes to screw in a light bulb is dependent on the individual situation at hand.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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What did Jim say to Bob? Hi Bob.

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this sentence will not monkey banana pie

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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FUCK YOU NEVEN

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What do you call a gay black man driving off a cliff? A fine example of the dangers of drink driving.

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