Wow, that was a long opinion for someone that does supposedly not watch Hentai, hey, if you like hentai thats cool, I was about your age when I got really tired of watching sex drawn or not and just you know, went for it real life as they say nowadays. I just happen to like your eyes, I mean you do not like them, but avoid mirrors and I will be the one looking at them. Chobits, yeah, I watched that a looong time ago, then deathnote, and then nothing because I got too old for that stuff, Oh wait, gungrave, that I also watched.

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Why did the house stink? There were decomposing bodies under the floor boards.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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Roses are red, That much is true, but Violet are purple, not ****ing blue

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knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

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rose are red violets should be purple

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Q : Who is the most famous celebrity, Lady Gaga or Justin Bieber? A : Neither, because they are just fads.

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Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

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there are rumors about monkeys liking bananas but that is a common misconception because if you take bananas divided by elephant times chalkboards you find that they like 0.9 lead from pencils that is aged from 1927

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Your Mom's sooo fat that when she jumps into a pool her splash attack does damage :P

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Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

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Shut up and stop laughing, Daddy's balls aren't gonna lick themselves.

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Why did the boy scream? Because his girlfriend poked him in the butthole, which he was not expecting. Thus surprising him.

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So a duck walks into a drugstore and asks the clerk for lip balm. The clerk asks, "How will you be paying for that?" to which the duck replies, "Cash."

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Dogs

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why did the kid get in trouble. Because he put this up in typing class -charles hall aka chuckles

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What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

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What do you call an elephant on the moon? Dead.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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