- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

The doctor asks the patient how he's doing, the patient says fine. The doctor says "that's weird cause you have leukemia."

A horse walks into a bar and then out of the bar

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

McDonald's... Giving people with swag jobs since 1942.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Question: What is black and white and read all over? Guess: A newspaper? Answer: No. A zebra that was shot by a poacher. Poaching is a serious problem all over the world and should be looked down upon by all. It is not something to joke about.

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

Why did the pirate say to the donkey? Rrrrrrrrrrr you a donkey?

Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

women's rights

"Knock Knock!" "Who's Their?" "Mew" "Mew Who?" "Mew Two Stupid! Get yo Pokemon FACTS Right!" "Mew Two Proceeds to walk away in distress"

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Dr. Dr who? Dr Johnson. I'm afraid you have AIDS.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

What time is it? Ask chuck Norris! Gosh!!

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

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