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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

Q:how many anti jokes does it take to make a person lough A:1

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "Only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

Henry: Say the word "really". Moe: Really. Henry: Now say the word "really" with sarcasm. Moe: Really? Henry: More sarcasm! I want you to be very sarcastic! Moe: Oh really??? Henry: There ya go!

Its a bird! No, it's a plane! Oh... so it is.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

Why did the Middle east send Doris a camel's penis? Because Uncle Monty's head was damn tasty

Why are black people good at basketball? They practice

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

A mormon walks into a bar. He orders a caffeine free Coke.

I walked a few Km from home.. Something stops me in my tracks, there lies A LIE!

There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

On a scale from Casey Anthony to Sandusky, how much do you like children?