Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they are all dead.

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What happened when a 16 year old guy went over to his friends party? found out he wasn't friends with anyone there, got kicked out and committed suicide.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd probably pay in cash.

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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Whats worse than a Worm in Your Apple? Being raped

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How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

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What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

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Why was the toddler laying in the middle of the road? Because she was the victim of a hit and run...

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why is a squirrel called a squirrel? that's its name.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Whats gayer than driving a prius Buttsex

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What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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How do you kill a dinosaur with a spoon? You cant because they are extinct creatures

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When Life gives you lemons, Make Orange Juice!

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A man walks into a bar. We see him as he approaches the register wearing a dark hoody. The surveillance camera seen here catches a glimpse of the man's face appearing to be a white male with mustache and beard. As you can see the man opens the register and takes the money before the bartender can get to him. If you have any information about this crime please call crime stoppers at 1-800-GET-HELP. In other news, the DOW JONES reached a record high today as investors in China begin working on keeping the economy from plundering.

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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