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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the guy who came home one night and found his wife in bed with his best friend? He had just returned from a trip to the grocery store, where he'd purchased bread, milk, eggs, broccoli, yams, tea, and brownie mix.

Why do people like the number 69? Because some people have favorite numbers, and 69 is a number.

What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Barack Obama, George W. Bush and Dick Cheney are in a room, what are they doing? A: Breathing

Patient: Doctor Doctor! Doctor: Yes. Patient: I think I'm a moth! Doctor: You don't need a doctor, you need Mental help. Patient: Yes I know. Doctor: Then why are you here? Patient: The light was on.

whats the difference between jimmy saville and a horse? jimmy has a bigger cock

A white guy, a black guy, and a Spanish guy jump off of a building. Due to acceleration of gravity, they hit the ground at a fast speed and die.

What's worse than doing the dishes with long sleeves? Finding out your girlfriend's been cheating on you.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped

When a suicide-bomber when to heaven what did Allah give him apart from 72 virgins? 72 mothers in law.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Why did the girl drop her ice cream her cone broke

what did the little boy say to little girl? I shit bricks.

Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

What do you call a depressed nerd who plays WoW. Me....

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

Do you know the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a human, and one is an inanimate object.

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